Skate With Squatch

Have you ever skated with Sasquatch? We haven't either, but can you imagine the rating on that guy? For sure 99 overall. He lives in the woods and skates local ponds all winter long - what else is he going to do, twiddle thumbs for 4 months? Go where Squatch goes, find yourself an exotic sheet of ice + tear it up. Bring extra brews too, a peace offering may go over well if you ever meet the fella.